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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Hair
The_prisoner reveals the deepest secrects of the parasitic being that lives on his head

before
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presently
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my eventual aspirations

got a long way to go yet, ho ho!

i was bored with having it short and it didn't seem suitably rock n roll. now at least when i headbang my hair moves!

a suitably vacous post i feel...

todays music: Super$hit666 - Fast one
todays t-shirt: Blair don't got a prick and George Bush is a FUCKING CUNT

# posted by The Prisoner | 6:50 PM |


Tuesday, June 21, 2005

busy busy busy....

Right, we've got lots to get through today, sorta like a blog version of richard and judy.

Firstly all the best to S. and his dad, i know all of us lot wish we actually knew you so we could help out in some way, but you'll have to settle for empty sympathy from some words on a screen. big help i know.

Next, it's been a very long time since i had a proper rant, but i rather feel i've earned this one, i call it...

unemployment...and wimbledon
In which The_prisoner searches for a job and comes to the conclusion that money really is the route of all evil, except the little round yellow evil that all the people in white get so excited about.


I am student, and as such am terminally unemployable. it seems the assumption is that we cant be trusted to do a job because we're all drunkards, and as soon as we get a job we'll all get on out little mopeds and ride off to backpack around somalia or something. Of course thats an over genralisation, some of us prefer crack cocaine, and as such are no good for working in a shop where our beaded dreadlocks might frighten the customers. bastards.

All these places i've applied to and been refused, only one has so far even consented to talk to me. One! the rest have taken one look at the piece of paper that says im a student and run a fucking mile! The best one however was applying for William Hill, thats right, the bookies. they required me to ring up an automated interview phone line. It was basically one of those "which charater from [some tv of film] are you?" quizzes, and based on that they decided how employable (or not) i was. what a crock of shit. and all of this woe because of capitalism, because becoming a student these days is tantamount to financial suicide. Just you all wait till i've got my degree and i'm running the world! then you'll see! oh wait, tony wants everyone to go to uni doesnt he? all this crap for a qualification that has less and less worth with every passing year, bugger.

and now to make it all worse, wimbledons back on telly, filling up my bloody schedule with tennis, this is another one of those instances where if i ever meet the bloke responsible i will hit him. Sorry Tim, but i definately wont be on Henman Hill this year, or any year for that matter.


Christian Bale in 'More Than Making up for Previous Shit Movies' Shocker!!!

The_prisoner expresses pleasant surprise at how good Batman begins is.

They've got rid of all the over the top siily bits and the crazy costumes, shhoehorned in more big names than you can shake a stick at and provided an absolutely shit hot Batmobile that i now want. and surprise surprise, it seems to have worked. I'm so glad that somebody remembered that batman is supposed to be the Dark Knight, i.e. just as scary and mean as the people he's going after. Kudos to Christian Bale, i think we can finally forgive him for equilibrium now.

That'll do me for today, tune in next time.

todays t-shirt: Flock this, I'm off to the Baaa. [said by a sheep obviously]
todays music: Therapy? - Screamager

# posted by The Prisoner | 8:41 AM |


Sunday, June 19, 2005

it's allright, i'm still alive!

Not that many of you seemed too concerned....i shall have to have words.

Motorhead were were blinding (never mind deafening) if you can be arsed i wrote a somewhat slapdash review HERE.

In other news, i have grown quite childishly jealous of Lohans skills with photoshoppery, i am thus compelled to compete and come up with some arty creations as opposed to my usual output of almost funny pics to put on B3ta. watch this space...
too blloody hot today, expect an update when i have something to write about.

todays t-shirt: I'd Fcuk me (thanks to my cousin Peter for that little gem)
todays music: Motorhead - R.A.M.O.N.E.S.

# posted by The Prisoner | 7:25 PM |


Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I'm just going outside, and i may be sometime...

Day after tomorrow Dan and i are going to see motorhead for their 'has it really been thirty years???' anniversary gig, and i'm making this post now i case i don't make it back alive. i'd like my family to know i died doing what i did in life, rocking out.

Went to brighton yesterday. (don't tell anyone, but we went to the Doctor Who exhibition, i've yet to completely escape my inner geek.) Now don't call me prejudiced or anything, but the rumours are true, brighton is actually full of weeds and whoopsies. full to bursting i tell you! the first sign was as we approached the centre of the township, sign after sign for a show called "the ladyboys of Bangkok", as i recall the same show as being advertised last time i went to brighton a few years ago, must be a regular thing. :S

(BTW The Doctor Who exhibiton was Kool, they had a dalek and everything!)

ttfn

todays music: Girlschool - Race With the Devil

# posted by The Prisoner | 3:47 PM |


Tuesday, June 07, 2005

hooray for Googlisms

Try it yourself

thank you to livewire and DTM who between them got me intrigued in this bizarre little meme.
i think my favorite is number 7, Robert Lindsay is! i now have taken on the properties of the god of the old testament, I AM WHO AM!! Robert yahweh, hehe.

Googlism for: robert lindsay

robert lindsay is president of mpi services
robert lindsay is wit
robert lindsay is also excellent as the king; fiery
robert lindsay is a managing general partner with bessemer partners where he is involved with overseeing
robert lindsay is holding up the institution’s academic standards
robert lindsay is an actor of prestigious gifts
robert lindsay is
robert lindsay is barely recognisable but refreshingly not over
robert lindsay is opening
robert lindsay is hosting a mini
robert lindsay is to play fagin in the new independent television oliver twist
robert lindsay is based on the novels by cs forester
robert lindsay is new to sales
robert lindsay is excellent as the officer who undergoes a total transformation over the course of the film
robert lindsay is the stern captain pellew
robert lindsay is seeking info from anyone who has interest
robert lindsay is fantastic
robert lindsay is 48
robert lindsay is 49
robert lindsay is caught up in a well of intrigue and it is the best movie i've seen on the underside of belfast life
robert lindsay is a bit hit and miss

todays t-shirt: FUCK INNER BEAUTY
todays music: Sons and Daugters - Dance me in

# posted by The Prisoner | 9:34 AM |


Monday, June 06, 2005

Sin City

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Mr Rodriguez, it was worth getting thrown out of the American Directors guild to bring us this, i salute your brilliance. But i also salute your co-director, Mr Miller, whose comics i really must read now.
I can't tell you anything you wont already know without spoiling it, so i resign myself to saying, go see. now.

# posted by The Prisoner | 3:03 PM |



I am a genius.
that is all, i just feel like bigging up my ego, i could do with it.

i' point out my shiny new banner but it is currently shit, will fix asap!

*edit, i got rid of the big white stripe, btu it's still a little too big, never mind!*

thank you to Janey for THIS!, specially sicne i'm a motherfuckin dragon! rock n roll!

You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.

Dragon

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WereWolf

67%

Demon

58%

Mermaid

42%

Angel

42%

Faerie

33%

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quote of the day: "This ones about...er....ah....erm...Horseshit" Tim Box of the Barbs uttered on Sat 4th June 2005 at the Tap n Tin
todays music: The Kills-Kissy Kissy/The Barbs-Evil Eye

# posted by The Prisoner | 2:32 PM |


Wednesday, June 01, 2005

An open letter to people who Mosh

You are all cunts.
If you want a fight take up boxing but stay away from my fucking gigs. There were knocking on 200 people in the barfly last night for mondo genrator, and six of you fuckers take up more space than anyone else, and ruin the event for everyone around you. I hope one of these days you fall over in a mosh pit, and someone stamps on your head, that'll fucking learn ya.

In short, damn your eyes!

P.S. Nick Oliveri is a dude and Mondo are a friggin' awesome band well worth a look, and don't let my bile persuade you otherwise.

in other news, i found this on cell block three

unerringly accurate considering what i studt at uni
Outgoing (E) 60.61% Withdrawn (I) 39.39%
Imaginative (N) 63.41% Realistic (S) 36.59%
Emotional (F) 51.35% Intellectual (T) 48.65%
Improvised (P) 63.89% Organized (J) 36.11%
Your type is: ENFP
You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, clergy, journalist, newscaster, career counselor, housing director, character actor, marketing consultant, musician/composer, artist, information-graphics designer, human resource manager, merchandise planner, advertising account manager, dietitian/nutritionist, speech pathologist, massage therapist, editor/art director.
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Quote of the Day: Fact me till i fart! - Chris Morris
todays music: Ginger-Geordie in Wonderland

# posted by The Prisoner | 7:10 PM |

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