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The Prisoner wants your opinion

it's like this, for practical film this year i have to pitch an idea for a film, it wont nessescarily get made, in fact i'd rather it wasnt so i can do it myself with Dan and James, but i still need an idea to give to the tutors.

i have three but i cant decide which will make the best short film

1. The Chase: No Reason, Just Because
A bloke is walking down the street when three mean looking guys in leahter jackets appear aroung a corner, he runs and they give chase. essentially an excuse for gratuitous action chase scene, jumping over boxes, rolling over car bonnets etc. when he is finally caught the lead baddies says
"got you you bastard"
"why were you chasing me?" says our hero
"well...you were running..."
"only cos you were chasing"
"er...."
"er......"
"bollocks"

fin.

2. The Household Games

complete with commentators, this is a chariots of fire style drama about the competitors in the 100grams mens cheesegrating championship of the household games. slow-mo's and cheesy music in abundance.

and finally...

3. SELLING: THE MOVIE

Just a little west of canterbury is the town of Selling, which only really exists because mapmakers dont like big empty spaces. this one horse town is therefore the perfect place for people the world thinks have disappeared. i.e. Lord Lucan, Hitler, Kurt Cobain, Elvis, Jim Morrisson and JFK, who all have seats on the parish council. however their peaceful existence is put in danger when a freelance reporter discovers their wereabouts and atempts to expose them....


which one do you guys think i should do?

# posted by The Prisoner | 3:37 PM |

Y'know i'm born to lose, and gamblings for fools, but thats the way i like it baby i dont wanna live for eva.....and don't forget the joker!.........Daddy.......Do you call me daddy cos im old? do you call me baby cos im young? and i could be the one, who gets to take you home. Honey.....do you call me honey cos im sweet? sweet like the sugar in my tea, and i take more than three, and thats what makes me sweet. and i would like to say today it would be nice to run away, monday to thursday every week, we can see what we can be. and you wont serve another drink to lonely men who think they own a piece of you, they snap their fingers, tell you what to do. and they would like to take you home, well i guess their not alone.....................This aint murdermile its just the way i smile. Kiss all your fingers, whats that for? You'll never get to heaven with your shirt all torn..........Not a prisoner, i'm a free man, and my blood is my own now, dont care where the past was, i know where i'm going!......On Iron Horse he flies, on iron horse he'd gladly die.....Change, everything you are and everything you were, youre number has been called, fights battles have begun revenge will surely come, your hard times are ahead.......We're all living in amerika, amerika ist wunderbar......FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME......Sandy why can't we look the other way?......Where's my Elvis?.....Don't try rules cos they do not apply.....She got me with a suckerpunch.....
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